May 2016

Man’s “Not Tunnocks” knocks stewardess

A Loganair stewardess was reportedly left reeling with shock after a man on a flight to Sumburgh didn’t choose the Tunnock’s milk chocolate wafer option when she offered him a snack. The man, who asked…


Tavish to rule Shetland for next 482 years

LERWICK BOWLS HALL – Local MSP is set to continue to his democratically mandated reign of terror for another 482 years, after triumphing at the ballot box last night. Mr Scott used his victory speech to…


Nesting man sued by Dr Dre

GLENTNESS – A multi-millionaire rap artist is seriously considering visiting Shetland – but not to do a show. World-famous rapper and business mogul Dr. Dre plans to bring his full legal force to a small croft on…


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